Another game and another weak outing from hometown hero, Woody Williams. This guy used to slay us when he pitched in the House that Ken Lay Built but where has all that grit and determination gone? I mean, we're at the point in the season where fans are asking Wandy (WANDY!) to be moved up in the rotation. That's scary, folks.
I think I figured out the problem. You see, Woody Williams is a descendant of the Firey clan (which you can see pictured). They are used to throwing their limbs and heads around while singing Bowie kiddy tunes and tormenting Jennifer Connelly. They are not used to being able to have command of their 4 seamer or having bite to the breaking pitches. This lineage haunts Mr. Williams and it's starting to creep to the surface and consume him entirely. Woody, bud, please suppress this heritage and get some extra bullpen sessions end before taking the mound again, okay?
I think I figured out the problem. You see, Woody Williams is a descendant of the Firey clan (which you can see pictured). They are used to throwing their limbs and heads around while singing Bowie kiddy tunes and tormenting Jennifer Connelly. They are not used to being able to have command of their 4 seamer or having bite to the breaking pitches. This lineage haunts Mr. Williams and it's starting to creep to the surface and consume him entirely. Woody, bud, please suppress this heritage and get some extra bullpen sessions end before taking the mound again, okay?
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